Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Will somebody PLEASE come get their cousin @RazB2K???



I've said this before and I will say it again:

Raz B needs to shut the fuck up, have a seat and take a few cleansing breaths on a therapist couch.

Yes kiddies, your favorite drama queen was back in full force on Twitter today, stirring the pot and starting shit to get attention. After basically declaring his undying love for Rihanna in a series of pathetic and reaching tweets, he proceeded to pull Chris Brown into the fray by beating the dead horse of breezy's domestic violence allegations (no pun intended). Since everyone from TMZ to The New York Daily News have already fleshed out pretty decent blow by blows, I won't dwell on the specifics. But what I will say is that I will literally kill someone if I hear about Raz B in 2011.

Raz B. Get a hobby, get a life, get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a cat, a small gerbil....WHATEVER. Just get the fuck off my Twitter timeline and urban websites because your 15 minutes were up 5 years ago. I truly feel for Chris in this situation because he was minding his own business and Raz-B just came at him all sideways. I obviously don't condone violence against women, but Brown has been paying for his mistake for the past two years. I've moved on. I still like his music. It's time for everyone else to get over it too.

Back from the Holidays!!




Hey guys! I'm back from chasing around my cousins and stuffing my face full of cornbread. Hope everyone had a great, safe and happy Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate). 


Now...back to our regularly scheduled programming!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

So Maybe Gabriel Aubrey Does Have Some Sense Afterall



According to the Toronto Sun, Kim Kardashian ditched Gabriel when he wouldn't introduce her to his daughter Nahla.

Okay so maybe Gabriel has more sense than I originally thought. Nobody messes with Halle's baby! And lord  knows Kim only wanted her as a photo op....

Um...Okay 50 Cent



Talk show host Chelsea Handler tweeted this photo of her in bed with fading rapper 50 cent. Here's my question...who TOOK this photo??? Their hands are around each other. Who the hell props up a camera and goes through all that just to take a damn photo? Seriously people....

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

It's Official: Willow is Taking Over New Years Eve



According to USA Today, Willow Smith will be performing during Dick Clark's annual Rockin New Years Eve. Other stars scheduled to perform include Jennifer Hudson, Willow Smith, Ne-Yo, Avril Lavigne, Drake, Jason Derulo, La Roux, Mike Posner, Natasha Bedingfield, Far East Movement and Train.

I love Willow....but now I'm gonna need her to come out with another single already!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Rihanna Says Fuck You Haters, She Will Dress Sexy Whenever She Wants



Rihanna, professional tattoo getter, wants all of you jealous females out there to leave her alone already. She can't help it that she dresses sexy and looks sexy and tattoos herself while flailing her arms for attention.

From Necole Bitchie/British GQ

Rihanna Says: “People think I’m overly sexy. It bothers them for some reason. Girls don’t like to see other girls dressed sexy. It’s a little intimidating; I don’t mean that in a cocky way. There’s always going to be somebody not liking what you do.
People have a lot of crazy opinions on things. Things I say, things I wear, places I go. It’s just stupid. It’s bulls–t. I’m a 22-year-old human being. People are hypocrites. They can’t wait to say something horrible. Most of them are unhappy with themselves. It’s women who are mad at other women. They should take a look at their own lives. A lot of people don’t have the guts to confront themselves. They don’t have the balls.”


Read more: Necole Bitchie.com 

So I Guess Diddy Is Broke These Days



(photo via Rhymes With Snitch)

Blogs are all abuzz today because Diddy fake humped Robert DiNero on SNlL. Whatever Diddy. Join the ranks of attention whores like Keri Hilson if you must.

On a different note, who remembers when Diddy dated J.Lo? Err "Jennifer Lopez." Okay, scratch that. Who remembers when J.Lo still called herself J.Lo and dated "P.Diddy"?


Jennifer Lopez And P Diddy

oh how they fall.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

*Sigh*....Keri Hilson



I know that I'm pretty late making a comment but what the FUCK is wrong with Keri Hilson???!??!?!? I don't give a damn if you claim to be a freak or not. Poppin your damn clitoris on these kids computer screens isn't a good look on anyone. And on top of that, the video didn't even make sense! Maybe it's just me, but I can't figure out what the random guns and SWAT team looking chicks had to do with sex.

Get it together Keri.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

An Open Letter to Raz-B



Found this ^^ over at Rhymes With Snitch and just had to comment.

Dear Raz-B,

I'm gonna start off by saying that I'm not going to judge you and that this letter is not an attempt to throw any type of shade. To be honest, I don't know if what you've said about your former bandmates is true in full, in part or not at all. I wasn't there, it wasn't me and it doesn't matter.

Because that's not what I want to talk about.

What I want to talk about is your whole approach. Blame aside, turning an alleged molestation into a side show while promoting your album at the SAME TIME just isn't a good look. The reason why people are criticizing you is not (necessarily) because they don't believe you.

It's because your actions are sketchy.

Did you hear me? S-K-E-T-C-H-Y.

Even if all of this stuff is true, you're still trying to sell an album and we all know that you've gotta get publicity somehow. I'm not saying that you shouldn't make music anymore or that you shouldn't speak your mind. But what I am saying is that you need to PICK A LANE.

And stay in it.

Either you promote your album or you go to court and handle your business. But if  I see another crazy ass tweet about "booty rape" (your words not mine) next to a tweet that says "Have you bought my new album yet" I'm going to throat chop you.

That is all.

Have a Blessed Thanksgiving,

Sincerely,

The Bossiest Black Girl You Will Ever Meet.

Remember When Kim Kardashian Used to Like Black Guys?



Rumors have been flying that Kim Kardashian has set her sights on Halle Berry's baby's daddy Gabriel Aubrey. It's just like Kim to be a sloppy second. But hey, one woman's deadbeat is another woman's treasure I suppose...

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Christina Milian's Single Mom Swag

Despite the fact that her ex-husband The Dream has been seen galloping around wherever with Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian and baby Violet were all smiles backstage at the AMA boutique in L.A. Doesn't she just look great in this pic??? 

I'm watching BET and This is What Came On



I know this may seem off topic, but I'm watching BET right now, and Down in the Delta playing. And of course Loretta Devine is in it. She's really grown on me as an actress. I just wish that she wasn't so typecast all the time. It must suck to always been the loudest person in every black person film. Who could forget her epically hilarious performance in THIS movie:




Sackly.

Rihanna in a Black Person Wig at the AMAs



AMA pictures are already rolling in (yay!!) and this is the first one that I've found. And of course it's a picture of RiRi. *Sigh*... Lets watch and discuss.

Now, I've always thought that Rihanna was a beautiful girl. But I also think that part of her appeal is her ability to sort of "de-ethnisize" herself (yes, I made that word up) as much as possible. From her nose job to her alleged skin lightening, she's never really given off much of a "black girl" vibe to me. And seeing her in this wig--this burgundy, East 94th and Hartford, round the way, corner store, everyday girl looking thing--it just threw me off. So I guess I should say that I have "no opinion." I don't love it and I don't hate it. I don't really think anything. Except that she could have chosen a different look.

Thoughts?

Proof That A Mind is Still a Terrible Thing to Waste

I've seen this video of Soulja Boy professing his so-called love for professional hooker/drama queen Kat Stacks on several blogs today.  Well, it's actually more liked a backhanded compliment than anything. Also, am I the only person who thinks that his voice sounded really high pitched?


Bossy Black Girl is HERE!!



The first post is always the hardest and most awkward.

Best to get if out of the way now so we can move on to the good stuff.

A quick introduction:

I'm a bossy black girl living somewhere in the Midwest with nothing better to do than stick my nose in other people's business. Especially celebrities. This is my first blog and I'm hoping that over time we can become friends :)

--BBG