Will somebody PLEASE come get their cousin @RazB2K???

I've said this before and I will say it again:

Raz B needs to shut the fuck up, have a seat and take a few cleansing breaths on a therapist couch.

Yes kiddies, your favorite drama queen was back in full force on Twitter today, stirring the pot and starting shit to get attention. After basically declaring his undying love for Rihanna in a series of pathetic and reaching tweets, he proceeded to pull Chris Brown into the fray by beating the dead horse of breezy's domestic violence allegations (no pun intended). Since everyone from TMZ to The New York Daily News have already fleshed out pretty decent blow by blows, I won't dwell on the specifics. But what I will say is that I will literally kill someone if I hear about Raz B in 2011.

Raz B. Get a hobby, get a life, get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a cat, a small gerbil....WHATEVER. Just get the fuck off my Twitter timeline and urban websites because your 15 minutes were up 5 years ago. I truly feel for Chris in this situation because he was minding his own business and Raz-B just came at him all sideways. I obviously don't condone violence against women, but Brown has been paying for his mistake for the past two years. I've moved on. I still like his music. It's time for everyone else to get over it too.

Back from the Holidays!!

Hey guys! I'm back from chasing around my cousins and stuffing my face full of cornbread. Hope everyone had a great, safe and happy Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate). 


Now...back to our regularly scheduled programming!

Chris Brown Is Finished (with DV class)

This is by far the best tweet of week.

Complete This Sentence

Amber Rose and Amare Stoudemire are.......

A Gentle Reminder To Those Wearing Yaki Weave

Even if you're in Diddy's bathtub, plastic hair is still flammable.

In Case You're Too Lazy to Buy REAL Jeans

White people will invent anything.

And black people will buy anything.

Please don't buy these. Thanks.

So Maybe Gabriel Aubrey Does Have Some Sense Afterall

According to the Toronto Sun, Kim Kardashian ditched Gabriel when he wouldn't introduce her to his daughter Nahla.

Okay so maybe Gabriel has more sense than I originally thought. Nobody messes with Halle's baby! And lord  knows Kim only wanted her as a photo op....

Um...Okay 50 Cent

Talk show host Chelsea Handler tweeted this photo of her in bed with fading rapper 50 cent. Here's my question...who TOOK this photo??? Their hands are around each other. Who the hell props up a camera and goes through all that just to take a damn photo? Seriously people....

Brandy and Terrence J are the Cutest Couple EVER

I support this relationship 100%.

It's Official: Willow is Taking Over New Years Eve

According to USA Today, Willow Smith will be performing during Dick Clark's annual Rockin New Years Eve. Other stars scheduled to perform include Jennifer Hudson, Willow Smith, Ne-Yo, Avril Lavigne, Drake, Jason Derulo, La Roux, Mike Posner, Natasha Bedingfield, Far East Movement and Train.

I love Willow....but now I'm gonna need her to come out with another single already!

Rihanna Says Fuck You Haters, She Will Dress Sexy Whenever She Wants

Rihanna, professional tattoo getter, wants all of you jealous females out there to leave her alone already. She can't help it that she dresses sexy and looks sexy and tattoos herself while flailing her arms for attention.

From Necole Bitchie/British GQ

Rihanna Says: “People think I’m overly sexy. It bothers them for some reason. Girls don’t like to see other girls dressed sexy. It’s a little intimidating; I don’t mean that in a cocky way. There’s always going to be somebody not liking what you do.

People have a lot of crazy opinions on things. Things I say, things I wear, places I go. It’s just stupid. It’s bulls–t. I’m a 22-year-old human being. People are hypocrites. They can’t wait to say something horrible. Most of them are unhappy with themselves. It’s women who are mad at other women. They should take a look at their own lives. A lot of people don’t have the guts to confront themselves. They don’t have the balls.”

Read more: Necole Bitchie.com 

So I Guess Diddy Is Broke These Days

(photo via Rhymes With Snitch)

Blogs are all abuzz today because Diddy fake humped Robert DiNero on SNlL. Whatever Diddy. Join the ranks of attention whores like Keri Hilson if you must.

On a different note, who remembers when Diddy dated J.Lo? Err "Jennifer Lopez." Okay, scratch that. Who remembers when J.Lo still called herself J.Lo and dated "P.Diddy"?




oh how they fall.

I Actually Really Like This Janet Jackson Barbie

So Janet Jackson has a Barbie coming out in honor of a charity event. What do you think?

*Sigh*....Keri Hilson

I know that I'm pretty late making a comment but what the FUCK is wrong with Keri Hilson???!??!?!? I don't give a damn if you claim to be a freak or not. Poppin your damn clitoris on these kids computer screens isn't a good look on anyone. And on top of that, the video didn't even make sense! Maybe it's just me, but I can't figure out what the random guns and SWAT team looking chicks had to do with sex.

Get it together Keri.